How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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The cats of America are under siege!
 
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country’s defense by helping to prepare our nation’s cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”
Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!

From the Publisher

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Crown
Publication date ‏ : ‎ October 4, 2016
Edition ‏ : ‎ Illustrated
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 144 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 045149492X
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0451494924
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 2.31 pounds
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.5 x 0.38 x 8.19 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #3,103 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #1 in Cat Training #1 in Animal Behavior & Communication #1 in Cat Care & Health (Books)
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Customers find the book highly informative and entertaining, filled with funny stories that poke fun at today’s events. They consider it a must-read for cat owners, with one customer noting it teaches valuable lessons about proper handling of various aspects of life. The book receives positive feedback as a gift, particularly as a white elephant gift, though opinions on its purchase value are mixed, with some finding it worth the money while others consider it a waste. The political content receives criticism for its far-right political and religious tone, potentially offending both conservatives and liberals.